Analog Indulgence 186 views. I heard that, Bart Jr. I asked for a miracle, and I got it. Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. (Bart and Lisa gets an A+, Milhouse gets a B+ and Martin gets an A-) Bart: Yay, me and Lisa got A+'s, We're so smart. The season two episode "Bart Gets an "F"" featured a revised opening sequence, which was shortened by fifteen seconds from its original length of roughly 1 minute, 30 seconds. Bart of the Night. I've never felt so alive. I thought you'd be used to failing. Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? Maybe one more dish. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. BART'S HITTING US AGAIN! And you owe him big. You did! He obviously got it wrong. It's about these pirates... with patches over their eyes and shiny gold teeth. What'd you get for number one? You know our district psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor. But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together. Why are we dancing around the obvious? We have time for one more report. You'll still fail that test. Springfield schools will be closed! So the Simpsons' in it’s golden age, which is seasons 3-8 (maybe 9. I tried this time. Blah, blah, blah. That's my food! Lisa: I agree with Bart. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes. Hey, it's only fair. It's the Bill and Marty Show. Bleech!” Bart Simpson Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of Season 2. The old Martin no longer exists. Mrs. Krabappel: I know, I know, another year together. Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel. Test. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. I appreciate it very much, allowing me to sit in for Larry King tonight. The granddaddy of them all. Bleech! Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX. You're saying-- A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you. It's me, Homer! To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Who cares about some test? Thanks for the pep talk. Marge: Well, maybe it would help him to be left back. Who's up for a cram session? Here you go, Mrs. Krabappel. An elderly Ms. Krabappel asks an adult Bart, ``What was the pirate's name in ?'' I haven't always been a good kid. They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. 14 – Bart Gets an F by Steven Sklansky Well its is the start of season 2 of the Simpsons and episode 1 is called Bart Gets an F. Find out what the school is planning on doing with Bart if he can’t pass the forth grade. NASA’s ratings as well as their funding is going down the toilet, so they decide to find the everyman to send up into space to get more viewers. I passed! That reminds me. The name of the book that I read was Treasure lsland. No! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! Back Homer. I truly believed you were Hemingway. (produces a red pen and starts marking up the test until she places it down on his desk) Well, Bart, it's a 59. Nathan: Oh, you don't have to rub it in, Bart and Lisa. Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. Bart: (panicked) No, I mean it! Otto, I respect you. Analog Indulgence 186 views. Throw me the ball, Poindexter. Adrianna gets ungrounded for making a video out of davidcomedian1991 File:Adrianna Jumps Into Her Laptop And Gets Grounded File:Adrianna Kills The Bubble Guppies And Get Grounded Go ahead, Lisa. Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. Alright! No room is complete without plant life. I was re-watching my favorite episodes yesterday, and decided to … Bart's got his vision back! Mrs. Krabappel: Blahblah … Twice. I'm insulted. We've got snow-formation for you flake lovers. 1 Videos 1.1 The Simpsons Christmas Special 1.2 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 1 1.3 Bart Wars - The Simpsons Strike Back 1.4 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 2 1.5 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 3 1.6 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 4 1.7 Christmas with the Simpsons 1.8 The Simpsons: Crime and Punishment 1.9 The Dark Secrets of the Simpsons 1.10 The … Last night, you prayed for this. Bart of the Cards Arc of Bart. No? I passed! (Bart smacks Minerva) Belle: MOANA! Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate. Springfield county schools are-- Oh, I'm too excited! Marge: Lisa, you don't look well. Relax, man. Crisis brings out the best in you. Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Damn thing never goes over, does it? They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. I would think you'd be used to failing by now. Bart, it's past your bedtime. The Crepes of Wrath The Crepes of Wrath is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons first season. SO1 E08: Black Lives Matter – Mississauga Protest In this special episode, we listen in to the voices at a recent protest in part of the Black Lives Matter movement and the recent murder of George Floyd. Now I drive the school bus! Hide! Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Key to My Bart. Bart: (crying) No, you don't understand. I really am a failure. I got a D minus! My Bart is Lost. My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them? The capsules are the heart of the archive. Who said that? Hand me your paper. I do not care who kills who. It could be the best thing to happen to you. Anything that'll cancel school. Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. Life's too short! Take. Bart: Be quiet, Nathan, me and Lisa don't have to rub it in, you got so mad you got an F and got grounded by your parents. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. I heard that, Bart Jr. Bart, you're gonna miss your bus. Bart: (still crying) This is as good as I could do, and I still failed! Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! Twitter Facebook Of course. Concentrate, man! The show was created by Matt Groening (who also made Life in Hell, and later Futurama and Disenchantment), and is considered one … It isn't that simple. Bart catches a three-eyed fish (named Blinky) in the river by the power plant and it makes headlines.State nuclear inspectors find numerous safety violations, and order Mr. Burns to fix them OR ELSE the plant will be closed down. Is it ready? Bart: (gasps eagerly) I passed! Mrs. Krabappel: You just demonstrated applied knowledge. Help me get a passing grade. Bart later approaches him to request returning to Springfield Elementary. Bart failed his last four exams in History. This is as good as I can do, and I still failed. BLAGOJEVICH: Real quick, the governor of Virginia gets an F in American history. I haven't always been a good kid. This is got to build up a lot of good jokes, and it does. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » S » The Simpsons "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. The Simpsons: Season: 2 - Episode: 1 [incomplete: unfixed/messed & not fully formatted] Bart, there will be no more further interruptions during Martin's book report. Bart Gets an F; Bart Gets Drunk; Bart gets Expelled; Bart Gets Hit by a Car (CGI) Bart Gets Hit by a Car (Springfield Animals episode) ... Bart's Loud Tantrum (transcript) Bart's new friend; Bart's new girlfriend; Bart's Nightmare; Bart's Not-Real-Awesome Adventure; Bart's Play Day; Bart's revenge; Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. No. Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term. Bart: Yes, ma'am. 0:11. Richard laughed milk through his nose. Look in my eyes. We have to clean up this room. 7F03: Bart Gets An F 7F04: Treehouse Of Horror 7F05: Dancin' Homer 7F06: Bart The Daredevil 7F07: Bart Vs. Thanksgiving 7F08: Dead Putting Society 7F09: Itchy And Scratchy And Marge 7F10: Bart Gets Hit By A Car 7F11: One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish 7F12: The Way We Was 7F13: Homer V Lisa 8 Commandment 7F14: Bart's Dog Gets An F Mrs. Krabappel: What's the matter? Mrs. Krabappel: Oh, sure, that'll be the day. I don't know the rules of your sport. Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Yes, ma'am. Bart: Yes, ma'am. "Their destination was...." Marge, come take a look at this. Just because he's different. A House pardon bill now has 85 Republican co-sponsors. And it’s especially seasons 4-7.) [Marge murmurs with concern, end of at 1]. Bart Simpson? The Simpsons S2E1 - English Transcript. The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. The Spirit of St. Louis. Stabbing pains in my stomach. I passed! Bluebeard? Now, for all you youngsters, here it is. They laugh at me? It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie. 80 Bobs From Silverlake. This is the end of the road. What about that history test? SO1 E08: Black Lives Matter – Mississauga Protest In this special episode, we listen in to the voices at a recent protest in part of the Black Lives Matter movement and the recent murder of George Floyd. I-- (frowns into disgust) Kissed the teacher?! It's so unfair. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! Why? Mrs. Krabappel: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America? I got a D minus! What's the matter, son? Keep your mouth shut. I'll see you after class. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Burning the candle at both ends, boy? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Relax, man. Add page description. I passed! I passed! What? Let me get "Old Red". I don't know. And look at me, man. What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? Wake up and look at the snow. It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie. Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX. Look at those funny little whiskers. Anything else I can get you? Lisa: Oowww! Home. Yes, ma'am. A couple more games and I'll hit the books. Piece of cake? What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? Just a little dim, I guess. I want to see both of you after class. Twice. Look at those funny little whiskers. edited 1+ month ago. Yeah, that sounds right. Okay, don't panic. Maybe one more dish. Another year together. As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! The name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 15, 1990. This is hopeless. Look at my eyes. Come closer. I truly believed you were … (kisses Mrs. Krabappel on the cheek and runs out with his test, cheering) I passed! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Homer: No! No, Dad, I should really-- Gorilla the Conqueror. I'll do better! I got an A on my vocabulary test. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. Your third bowl. Bart failed his last four exams. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 15, 1990. 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